Monday, July 12, 2010

Ninja have Invaded Oz!

I’m starting the think the Ninja are playing Jedi mind tricks - They're just so irresistible and definitely the Ninja I was looking for....

We are now shipping Bone Collection Ninja USB drives Australia wide, but be quick we don't know how long we can keep these Ninja locked up

Here are the real Ninja Facts!

  • Ninja don't sweat. Ever! They do get naked and wash however. Ninja don’t tolerate dust and grime.
  • Bullets can't kill a Ninja. Even 1 million bullets can not kill a Ninja.
  • The fart of a Ninja is a million times deadlier than the venom of a rattlesnake. With the right wind conditions, a single fart could wipe out a small village.
  • Ninja invented skateboarding. Not even to do tricks, just to kill time in between killing.
  • Ninja change their skins. Not changing their skins is a lie from Hollywood. Ninja skins are interchangeable and washable, as Ninja must always look their best.
  • Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja. Regular humans are useless against a Ninja.
  • Ninja are loyal to all Windows based operating systems from Win98SE onwards. However, they will also kill for MAC OS 9.0 and above, along with Linux kernel 2.4 or later, just to keep in shape.
  • Ninja can breathe underwater anytime they want, however they remove their internal storage first before diving off cliffs to escape their enemies.
  • Ninja can change complete wardrobes in less than 1 second.
  • Ninja never die young. Dying young is a lie permeated by Pirates. Ninja offer a lifetime of service.
  • Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
  • Ninja invented the internet. They can now transfer it too…. All 4GB of it.
  • Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom… Apart from the daily data dump, and that is only if they’ve had their fibre.
  • Ninja always move to Queensland when making a new start as a non-assassin.
  • Ninja don't play sports. Unless data transferring is a sport. They always win, because they’re fast LIKE A NINJA!
  • Ninja can crush golf balls with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
  • Ninja don't lose data. Ever.