Specialising in unorthodox arts of war, the functions of the Ninja include espionage, sabotage, infiltration, as well as reliable, stable data storage and transfers.... Nothing protects your important data like a Ninja! Styled as a tiny warrior, this 4Gb personal storage device is unique, eye catching and very you! This super cool personal digital storage device is the perfect solution for data transfers between the home and office, or the school & uni computer labs and your dormitory or study. The Ninja USB drive also features tiny magnets in the hands of this master of stealth, so he can approach his target port from any angle unseen. Compatible with all Windows based operating systems from Win98SE onwards, this secretive & silent storage drive is also suitable for MAC OS 9.0 and above, along with Linux kernel 2.4 or later.
With a large capacity of four gigabytes, this storage medium has plenty of space for all your work, favourite music and photos with your mates or girlfriend. You'll even fit a movie or two! No external power is required for this device, just plug it into any powered USB slot from USB1 onwards. You'll appreciate the LED indicator for visual confirmation of data access and transfers and you'll get a kick out of the interchangeable Ninja shaped dust proof and washable silicone skin, offering your storage drive excellent protection from the bumps, scratches and knocks so commonly sustained during hand to hand combat! With the Ninja's awesome looks, you'll never pick up the wrong personal digital storage at the end of your work day, IT class, study or photo and music swapping session. Offering excellent storage capacity and a life time warranty, this USB attached drive is the perfect choice for all your file swapping, transfers and other digital storage requirements – just don’t turn your back on him!
Ninja Facts!
- Ninja don't sweat. Ever! They do get naked and wash however. Ninja don’t tolerate dust and grime.
- Bullets can't kill a Ninja. Even 1 million bullets can not kill a Ninja.
- The fart of a Ninja is a million times deadlier than the venom of a rattlesnake. With the right wind conditions, a single fart could wipe out a small village.
- Ninja invented skateboarding. Not even to do tricks, just to kill time in between killing.
- Ninja change their skins. Not changing their skins is a lie from Hollywood. Ninja skins are interchangeable and washable, as Ninja must always look their best.
- Only a Ninja can kill a Ninja. Regular humans are useless against a Ninja.
- Ninja are loyal to all Windows based operating systems from Win98SE onwards. However, they will also kill for MAC OS 9.0 and above, along with Linux kernel 2.4 or later, just to keep in shape.
- Ninja can breathe underwater anytime they want, however they remove their internal storage first before diving off cliffs to escape their enemies.
- Ninja can change complete wardrobes in less than 1 second.
- Ninja never die young. Dying young is a lie permeated by Pirates. Ninja offer a lifetime of service.
- Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
- Ninja invented the internet. They can now transfer it too…. All 4GB of it.
- Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom… Apart from the daily data dump, and that is only if they’ve had their fibre.
- Ninja always move to Queensland when making a new start as a non-assassin.
- Ninja don't play sports. Unless data transferring is a sport. They always win, because they’re fast LIKE A NINJA!
- Ninja can crush golf balls with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
- Ninja don't lose data. Ever.
